Hello everyone!!!! My name is Morgan! Maya is awesome and invited me onto her blog so that the two of us can spread our awesomeness.

So i go to this really awseome school where all of the teachers resemble animals. Awesome right? The lunch people/persons are the easiest and most fun to name. One lady i started to call ostridge because she seriously looks and acts like a freaking ostridge!!!! I swear on my morning pancakes!!!( i don't really eat pancakes in the morning, but you get the picture) And this other lunch lady, i came up with a new name for her just now. Bloth. Bear/sloth. She wobbles down the halls like she just loaded up on sleeping pills and rawrs like a friggin bear. She's late to every class. And you thought Dora was slow? Pssshhh..... She's Me and Maya figuring out a dirty joke fast compared to bloth. And that's fast.

FUN FACT: I like using metaphors and comparing things to other things. It's an easy way to make a joke.

FUN FACT: You just learned something!!!!

FUN FACT: I like fun facts!!!!

I hope you've enjoyed this blog entry. If not, check out my next. I swear on my morning pancakes that the next one will be hilarious. And i don't swear on my pancakes for nothing.